“The odd thing is, Harry, that it may not have meant you at all. Sibyll’s prophecy could have applied to two wizard boys, both born at the end of July that year, both of whom had parents in the Order of the Phoenix, both sets of parents having narrowly escaped Voldemort three times. One, of course, was you. The other was Neville Longbottom.” -Albus Dumbledore
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.
I have got the biggest craving for a mcflurry, a caramel creme frappuccino or a huge amount of doughnuts. I’m so hungry.
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- person: hey wanna hang out
- thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
“I can’t be a wizard. I’m just Harry.”
